Two-Week Absence?

I did only just learn
Kallista shan't return!
This tear-stricken news
Meant no more chasing by goos!

"Oh, woe!" says all
"There is naught to do but fall!"
"How can we survive?" says he
"Her absence for two weeks shall be!"

No more noogies
No more boogies
No more lovely dances
No more sideways glances

This kingdom will be much less merry
And sour will become all the dairy
Without it's queen the land near' slumbers
Depleted are it's once vast numbers

All to hear of those who remain
Are tears repeatedly spilt in vain
Thunder clashes aimlessly
And boys sob shamelessly

But then a light does appear
Glowing brighter and becoming clear
There in violet stands an elegant lass
More beautiful is she than stained glass

All look up with joy and awe
At her return, they yell "Hurrah!"
Kallista's head tips just a fraction
Curious to why their great reaction

"For the next two weeks I'll be here less,
But I couldn't be gone for good, I do confess"
She strikes a pose, ever gallant!
Then hit by lightening... she has that talent...

She looks upon me with a mischievous grin
"You may want to stop typing of my chagrin"
Her hand holds a bucket of slime
To her I say, "Why would I stop this rhyme?"

Well, I'm sure you all know what happened next
And slimy now, I must go, slightly perplexed.